Monday, August 04, 2008

Body for Sale: Cheap!
As most of you know Amber and I are running the Prefontaine Memorial run in September and I have some interesting marketing ideas. Mainly me. You can have this handsome face pitching your product (when I am not vomiting (less handsome)) for what could be easily negotiated down to a paltry sum. Here's the pitch; I have broad shoulders=so lots of ad space. I will promise to start at the front, so that as everyone (literally) passes me they will run smack into the ad, and I am aiming for like slightly less than ten minute miles, so I will definately be out there a while for more ad time.
I would paint my hair blue and wear wings for a case of Red Bull. Can anyone hook that up?
Call your marketing friends and see what the collective internet "we" can whip up.
I am not joking about the Red Bull thing, if you want me to advertise an insurance company I can be bought in Red Bull.

Oh yeah, I only drink sugar free Red Bull (quick heads up)

1 comment:

Burtopia said...

Red Bull! Damn, I can be bought with Morton's Salt. Maybe I should be aiming higher?